aeons:

messy hair and a mug i got for my birthday

R:PLEASEEEE it's my birthday week!
J:*eye roll*
R:see, my birthday week extends the week before my birthday, then when it's my birthday, it's still my birthday week--
J:for the week after. so you get TWO birthday weeks....
R:only if you're a baykitty

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breakfastoriented:

goddamn i kinda wish i had slightly larger nails.

breakfastoriented:

goddamn i kinda wish i had slightly larger nails.

iwdrm:

“Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.”
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

iwdrm:

“Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.”

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

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